My Funny Quote Collection by ZandraSaiquies, literature
Literature
My Funny Quote Collection
"Stupid people are dumb,"
-Kid in my spanish class
"'Yeah, and h*ll froze over!'
'That's why it's so cold outside...'"
-2 Red necks in my math class
"You sound like Baby godzilla with the hic-ups!"
-Me
"'I am extreamly happy!'
'Why?'
'I have a cow!'"
-Martha And I
"To get your lisence, you need to know how to drive. To get your permit you need to know how to read. That means getting your permit will be hardest for most of you."
-My Math Teacher
"Yous like George [W.] Bush! You can make words up!"
-Stephine
"If you make friends with the devil then H*ll will be a H*ll-of-a-lot better."
-Necklace boy
(Please, this doesn't not me